{"product_id":"pin-the-boobs","title":"PIN THE BOOBS","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0; margin: 0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)\"\u003ePin the Tail on the Donkey is a game for children.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0; margin: 0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)\"\u003eThat being established, we’ve learned at drunkMall that children and drunk adults have a lot in common. Talking too loud, crying, the occasional incontinence – it’s all there. And as a general rule of thumb, if you take something that kids think is fun and change it a bit to be more appealing to drunk adults, you’ve probably got a hit on your hands.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0; margin: 0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0; margin: 0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)\"\u003eWhich is how we arrive at Pin the Boobs on the Babe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0; margin: 0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)\"\u003eIt’s just like Pin the Tail on the Donkey except instead of a tail it’s boobs and instead of…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0; margin: 0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)\"\u003eDoes anyone really need this explained to them?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: left; text-indent: 0; margin: 0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)\"\u003eLike, you know what this is and how it works. It’s the thing you’ve always done but this time it’s naked boobs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Adult Toys Express","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50260820394265,"sku":"9981787924097","price":13.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0927\/4438\/4793\/files\/3506.jpg?v=1737605451","url":"https:\/\/www.adultoysexpress.com.au\/products\/pin-the-boobs","provider":"Adult Toys Express","version":"1.0","type":"link"}