Poetry For Neanderthals Nsfw

Exploding Kittens fastest growing game now with an “after-hours” twist

400 new clues designed to make adults blush

Includes a brand new inflatable SLAP Stick to match the theme.

• Ages 17+
• 2+ Players
• 15 Min To Play

• Poetry for Neanderthals NSFW for Adults - Poetry for Neanderthals NSFW Edition is an adult party game similar to Taboo where players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words and phrases
• Just 5 Minutes to Learn - Using only single syllable words, give clues to your team trying to guess your secret phrase; If you mess up and use a big word, you get bopped on the head with a 2-foot long inflatable club
• A Simple Card Game for Adults - Perfect for all occasions, including a family game night, beach trip, road trip or drinking with friends Loaded with Fun - Cards are double-sided totaling 400 clues for maximum replayability
• Loaded with Fun - Cards are double-sided totaling 400 clues for maximum replayability
• 15 Minutes to Play, 2-5 Players, Ages 17 and Older - Includes instruction manual, 200 cards, 1 sand timer, 2 game boards, and 1 inflatable Spank Stick

 

Best For

• Adult party nights

• Game nights with friends

• Bucks and hens parties

• Fans of word and guessing games

• Ice breakers and social gatherings

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Why You'll Love It

Poetry For Neanderthals NSFW is the adults-only edition of the hit party game from Exploding Kittens, combining hilarious wordplay with outrageous challenges. Players must get their teammates to guess secret words and phrases using only single-syllable words. Slip up and accidentally use a longer word, and you'll be playfully bopped with the oversized inflatable club. With 400 cheeky clues designed especially for adults, every round delivers non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments.

Designed for 2–5 players aged 17+, this fast-paced party game takes just minutes to learn and around 15 minutes to play, making it perfect for parties, pre-drinks, game nights, road trips, holidays, and social gatherings. Featuring double-sided cards for maximum replay value, Poetry For Neanderthals NSFW is a fantastic addition to any adult games collection.

Key Features

• Adults-only edition of the popular Exploding Kittens party game

• Designed for 2–5 players

• Approximately 15-minute play time

• Recommended for ages 17+

• 400 adult-themed clues for endless replayability

• Guess words using only single-syllable clues

• Includes oversized inflatable "Spank Stick" for hilarious penalties

• Quick to learn in around 5 minutes

• Perfect for parties, game nights, road trips, and social gatherings

• High replay value with double-sided cards

What's Included

• 200 Double-Sided Cards (400 Clues)

• 2 Game Boards

• 1 Sand Timer

• 1 Inflatable Spank Stick

• Instruction Manual